I asked an office later what had happened. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE." and it was cut off. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.Ī few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming.
Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."īefore I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')
Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).Ĭursed video Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now.